Saturday, January 25, 2020

Ugh

Yknow what, there are probably a lot of things online that my ex got on the cheap for "sexual favors" over the years we were together. One being this flying moose mount I have in WoW, considering those runs for boss kills and stuff are upwards of 100k gold and she paid "20k"...

Gah, fuckin disgusting. And that was when we were together. Come on.

Edit: 1/27/20: So I checked around for actual run prices and they're either 3 mil or 600-900k. This only confirms the above. I'm never using that damn mount again.

Sunday, January 19, 2020

Drake's Night Out

So I was here playing BDO all day as usual (I didn't even notice it's - holy shit almost 4 AM) and Drake left at like, 10 PM to go somewhere. Apparently he went with some girl friend of his (who's like, almost 30) to bars. Her other friends cancelled and she needed a designated driver because she can't drink and drive (obviously).

So Drake went as the DD, and apparently at one bar he literally had a guy tell him he was stupid for taking her out and keeping an eye on her because he's not banging her/his gf/whatever. Which, I agree with. The lady has a kid and apparently has issues with her baby daddy too, so. Drake sees all the red flags apparently but he still tries to be a decent human being and "humor" her by taking her to the bars she wants to go to etc.

So apparently she still lives with her parents (also normal for this day, age, and area of "just outside Chicago" basically so. Shit I'm living with 2 other people + paying rent lol) and her kid lives there too obviously. And her mom told her to not come back drunk, and guess what Ms. Bitchtits did, drank many shots of Jim Beam and drank $200 worth of liquor out of $400 on her. She also was basically going around the multiple bars they went to and grabbing dude's crotches. Surprised no one called the cops and had her shipped up for a night. Actually, it would have solved everything if the cops had taken her to jail for a night lolol.

Anyway, apparently she was trying to "sober up" before going back into her house and she was just giving Drake some sob story about her baby daddy and her life and everything and she was asking for a chance with Drake. And Drake literally told me (I did not know this next bit previously, I know next to nothing about his personal life outside of working, and even then all I know is that he works a lot) that 4 years ago (so he would have been 21, he's 25 now) he took her out for a date, got her flowers and paid for the whole deal to confess his feelings for her, and 2 hours after the whole ordeal she got on facebook and said that she was back with her "ex" that she broke up with 2 weeks prior.

Back to the point, they were sitting in her driveway and she was begging him to give her a "chance" (i.e.  a fuckin' chance to be her wallet) and he basically told her he wanted to be with her 4 years ago and it's too late now, she's got a kid and all these life issues she needs to sort out. I told him even if she did sort them out to not get with her cause it's very obvious she's just a gold digger. He agreed.

Bitch is literally just looking for a wallet. Luckily he knows this but still, it's hilarious to see the cock carousel riders in action against a dude who literally does not give a shit.

Friday, January 17, 2020

good lord, fucking simps

So it's been okay in Illinois so far.

I started playing Black Desert Online again and made a new character for a new class that released, the Shai. She's a smol girl and she whack shit with a boomerang. It's so awesome to play, and it's a support class as well, though all I do is heal myself at the moment.

However, I joined a guild a few days ago (and again, already starting to have trouble with them) and they were like "hey get in discord" and I was like "ugggggh" to myself but I hopped in voice anyway. Obviously all dudes though a lady did pop in, sounded older. And then I guess some of them were doing Relic scrolls (game mechanic) and they saw someone else trying to solo relic scroll, which is basically impossible. So they invited them to their party and had them pop in discord, and whaddaya know they're a girly girl who, as I gathered from the conversation, was not a serious person about BDO and played once or twice a week, knew none of the mechanics despite being level fifty-fucking-three and was obviously playing the game because "it looks pretty" and for fashion armor.

Oh my god the amount of dudes in discord that immediately kowtowed to her and gave her so much free shit was astounding. That was kind of the first time I had seen that experience on such a large scale. I mean, I knew it happened in MMORPGs but... goddamn man what the fuck. Have some fucking balls and make them figure it out for themselves like we had to. I'm not saying don't be helpful but they don't need 100 million silver and a tier 7 horse dude.

It literally made me physically sick to listen to and I had to leave discord. I'll probably leave the guild tonight as I'm not gonna play with a bunch of simps, but I might stay cause they have some nice bonuses from the guild... I may just not enter discord again cause jesus christ, I wanted to throw up. Literally, it made me nauseous.

Fuckin' idiots.