Drake's Night Out

So I was here playing BDO all day as usual (I didn't even notice it's - holy shit almost 4 AM) and Drake left at like, 10 PM to go somewhere. Apparently he went with some girl friend of his (who's like, almost 30) to bars. Her other friends cancelled and she needed a designated driver because she can't drink and drive (obviously).

So Drake went as the DD, and apparently at one bar he literally had a guy tell him he was stupid for taking her out and keeping an eye on her because he's not banging her/his gf/whatever. Which, I agree with. The lady has a kid and apparently has issues with her baby daddy too, so. Drake sees all the red flags apparently but he still tries to be a decent human being and "humor" her by taking her to the bars she wants to go to etc.

So apparently she still lives with her parents (also normal for this day, age, and area of "just outside Chicago" basically so. Shit I'm living with 2 other people + paying rent lol) and her kid lives there too obviously. And her mom told her to not come back drunk, and guess what Ms. Bitchtits did, drank many shots of Jim Beam and drank $200 worth of liquor out of $400 on her. She also was basically going around the multiple bars they went to and grabbing dude's crotches. Surprised no one called the cops and had her shipped up for a night. Actually, it would have solved everything if the cops had taken her to jail for a night lolol.

Anyway, apparently she was trying to "sober up" before going back into her house and she was just giving Drake some sob story about her baby daddy and her life and everything and she was asking for a chance with Drake. And Drake literally told me (I did not know this next bit previously, I know next to nothing about his personal life outside of working, and even then all I know is that he works a lot) that 4 years ago (so he would have been 21, he's 25 now) he took her out for a date, got her flowers and paid for the whole deal to confess his feelings for her, and 2 hours after the whole ordeal she got on facebook and said that she was back with her "ex" that she broke up with 2 weeks prior.

Back to the point, they were sitting in her driveway and she was begging him to give her a "chance" (i.e.  a fuckin' chance to be her wallet) and he basically told her he wanted to be with her 4 years ago and it's too late now, she's got a kid and all these life issues she needs to sort out. I told him even if she did sort them out to not get with her cause it's very obvious she's just a gold digger. He agreed.

Bitch is literally just looking for a wallet. Luckily he knows this but still, it's hilarious to see the cock carousel riders in action against a dude who literally does not give a shit.