Wednesday, October 7, 2020

Weird dreams

 Man this was a cool one, but a weird one.

So the whole premise of the dream was that I was at a monster-fighting school during a world apocalypse. Monsters had invaded the world or mutated from existing animals and we were being trained to hunt and kill them. I don't remember the first "hunt" but I know it was successful in my dream.

However the second hunt is where stuff picked up steam. The obvious cliques were formed in my class but we were still one coherent monster fighting group. We were sent with our "Mentor" to a swamp in Florida I think? And it was absolutely dark as hell with only a full moon and our equipment to guide us. Flashlights, etc.

And we split up into several groups. At this point everyone was a rando to me, but we split up into groups of 4 or 5ish. My group was 4 people. So we went off in search of the monster we were looking for, and we ended up finding it. It was a smooth skinned mutated iguana. Think iguanadon, but thin scales like a fish (we could puncture it with a weapon if we wanted) and it was bipedal, with a mean ol' face like a croc/lizard hybrid, is the only way I can explain it.

So the rest of it is a bit blurry, but what I remember is my group being unable to contact the rest of the group and coming across some military equipment, specifically an amphibious gun...tank...thing with an open deck and stuff. So we all climbed on it. The "mentor" was part of our group and was telling us to look for keys and stuff, and I ended up finding the mechanism with keys in them. A girl in our group that I apparently had some sort of relationship or friendship level with judging from my feelings in the dream, came over and the mechanism had a key at the top, a key slot in the middle, and a big red button at the bottom. So we obviously had to turn the keys at the same time. She was trying to turn the key without the second one inserted after she approached, and I was like "stop, stop" and I inserted the other key that was laying there outside of the key thingie near it, and I said "3... 2... 1!" and we both turned it and it started up. So we all piled into the machine and rode out to kill the thing.

Also at some point we saw a group of dudes on a large jetski thing roar by but it was obvious they hadn't found the monster yet.

I don't know if in the dream we killed the monster, because the scene actually flipped right when we flipped the switch to me unfolding some weird... bed... couch thing on a dock outside of a house with the same girl. It took like ten minutes to "unfold" the whole thing, and it ended up being a nice red, nice fabric couch thing that extended out super far. My brain is weird when it comes to places to sit, I guess. And she sat in the middle and I plopped down next to her and put my head on her chest and my arm around her and snuggled her. And we just stayed like that for a while, talking. I was... happy. And I know she was too.

And then in the house behind us we heard a screen door slam and a bunch of people and kids came in, and someone came outside and up to the couch, and she scooted away from my embrace, and that's when I remembered:

BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS

And then I woke up. At least the monster was cool to see.

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