Tuesday, May 1, 2018

WIMMENZ YAYYYYYY WIMMENS /irony /sarcasm /fuckingkillmenow


I am here tonight at 12:15 AM with a splitting headache to talk about one thing:

Women.

Being a man who distances himself from women and relationships in general, it makes me notice a lot of things. For instance:
I went to go see the new Avengers movie with my buddy, Jacob. He was telling me how if his girlfriend didn’t let him go see the movie he was going to break up with her (damn you shitty woman, why didn’t you say no so he’d move out and be good for life). Previously while we were driving to the theater as well he mentioned that he wanted to buy a new, 2018 truck, but he couldn’t afford it because he was literally paying for a house, food for him , her + 3 kids that aren’t his mind you, and doing renovations on the house. The dude makes a good salary and to be honest he’d be sitting pretty on a nice savings account right now if he wasn’t with a woman, with 3 kids from 3 separate men. I don’t know if she’s getting child support but she’s probably not. But you know why they all left her?
Because she’s a controlling bitch, and he’s told me as much. But my buddy is not just a ‘bronco to be broken’, per se. Though it could be argued that he’s already broken, just like stealthily broken where he doesn’t know he actually is. She “lets” him go do things just because he pulls some fucking backbreaking work for a few months and buys her 3500 dollars in new appliances and he has to ASK to go to the fucking movies.

You see the problem here?

Anyway, he wanted to buy a new 2018 truck and mentioned that he couldn’t afford it because he had a girlfriend. And I assume he was referencing everything that comes with that as well. I mentioned to him later that I was glad he recognized that he cannot get the things he wants because he has a girlfriend who is literally sucking every paycheck he has dry. (Well, I didn’t express it like that, the sentence stopped at ‘girlfriend’ but the rest still stands) He acknowledged this again and I said, ‘because a lot of men blame themselves for things they can’t do because the ‘wife’ doesn’t let them.’ I’ve seen this many times and it’s disappointing how a man can’t fucking just go out with his buddies or have a friend over to watch a chill movie or some shit just because the woman he’s living with says no.
Now, there are men who do this to their women too. I know, I was one. And I feel sorry for those women too. Because nobody should answer to anyone outside of a professional work environment. Anything outside work, do whatever you want. (Barring kids listening to their parents of course but that’s another can of worms). Dude, Jake bought one of his kids a PS4 Pro without looking up the fact that the Pro is the equivalent to a fucking normal PS4 and he could have saved like 200 bucks on it. Like seriously. These aren’t even your fucking kids. I know you want to seem like a cool dude but come on man, she has a fucking job too. And I know she’s not dumping half as much money into that house as you are.

Dude, this fucker spent almost 2000 dollars on a new fucking deck. I admit decks are manly things and I love decks, but come ON IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE THE LENGTH OF THE DAMN HOUSE YA IDIOT. Guess who made that design decision? PROBABLY HER.
And then there was tonight. Hoooooo boy lemme tell yoooou. Tonight I stayed at work until almost midnight because my boss (I don’t think he did but I don’t know, I wasn’t watching the process) fucked up someone’s Office 365 account and he had to fix it because it was his mistake. But by the end he had run through all his solutions and couldn’t figure it out, so he is just coming in late tomorrow and asking his boss (my boss’s boss essentially) for assistance, who works in the same room as us.

During that time though he received two phone calls from his girlfriend. One at about 9 because he’s usually home before or at 9, and one at maybe 10:30 (wasn’t paying attention, was playing Dwarf Fortress on the work PC mehahehahe fuck you sysadmins I can play local shit, eat shit and die for lumping me into CenturyLink dingoes who skip appointments. I DON’T SKIP MY APPOINTMENTS BITCHES I DO MY FUCKING WORK FUCK YOU) and the one at 10:30 I could literally hear the crying over the phone of “OH MY GOD WHY AREN’T YOU HOME YET YOU PUSSYWHIPPED BITCH”. I’m kind of calling the kettle black here because that was me at one time with my first LDR. Never again. My boss got really mad because he had previously told her he was going to be late and he really had to fix this problem he caused, which is an admirable thing and it’s something he’s trying to get me to do as well. I just want to reference the Aussie Telecom company I work with’s support line and be like ‘ ‘ere, call them you dunce. Have fun!’ and never talk to them again. He basically slammed his phone on his desk and I could tell he was mad.
Someone needs to break up with the GF and get a fucking onahole, sheeeeit. It’s all just wet holes with no personality around it anyway.

I felt really bad for him because he’s basically like Jacob-level cool but I’d never hang out at his house. I barely want to hang out at Jake’s with his GF around, shit. I mean, I will. Hell I invited them out to Golden Corral (a buffet here with bomb food), both of them, and they didn’t take me up on it. Ah well. I offered just Jake to come with me but he didn’t take me up on it either so whatever. He’s always complaining about his ‘kids’ eating all their food so I figured I’d offer but lolno. Whatever.

Oh, and then I had an interaction with a lady on WoW the other day, holy shit. It’s like women have to point out they are a woman on the internet. Seriously, after I just acted disinterested in the fact she was a woman and offered her help getting her gear she basically stopped talking to me. So I unfriended her after offering her to friend me as well. She literally boosted a character to 110 to play with the big boys and died 3 times to an Argus Rare with fucking tank gear on. She didn’t even know what she was doing, she didn’t even use a Judgement on the elite. Meanwhile I’m sitting there at 100% health just whittling it down. One time she came back and I was like ‘You don’t have enough HP for this do you lol?’ and she was like ‘I guess not lol’ and then she whispered me, and I offered to help her get gear. At this point I didn’t care whether she was a dude or a woman, I just wanted to help someone get some gear to play the game. And then she said ‘I’m dumb and a blonde so it’s like double worse for me teehee xD’ and I was so fucking put off. Like fucking yeah, you’re a fucking idiot, I could already tell. You can’t be fucking ditzy in a video game, it just doesn’t work.

Alright I’m going to bed I think. On top of everything else I have to take my boss’s appointments all this week now as well. I’m actually kind of stressing at my job now. I have appointments now at 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 8 instead of just 2, 4, 6, 8 now as well. My only saving grace is that I get to not have to call people 3 times, instead I just call them once if they have 1 number or call each number once if they have 2 phone numbers and then send them a reschedule if they don’t pick up. Dude all my appointments today were no shows, reschedules or cancels. No completes. Out of fucking 8 appointments. WAS TODAY AN AUSSIE HOLIDAY OR SOMETHING!? Shit.

Alright off to bed or to take more Dwarf Fortress notes, I’m not sure yet. Still learning the game but it’s basically Rimworld but deeper and keyboard controlled, barely any mouse controls. It’s interesting, but fun. My time would be better devoted to practicing JS, but, eh, whatever heh.


Edit: -Jackie chan adventures uncle I forgot the name of voice- ONE MORE THING! Today at work as well we have a co-worker who used to work with us who moved to a different department. She visits our room to chill and chat and stuff but lately she’s just been slutting it up after one of the office dudes broke up with her. (starting to see shit at the edges of my vision fml hate being tired) So she was complaining about this one guy not talking to her and then she told me about this other guy that she stopped talking to. And she kind of looked at the ground and I just GRINNED like mad and I was like ‘I really hope you see the irony here’ and she basically changed the topic, which I allowed. But I know she realized what she just did and it was HILARIOUS. The downfall of a good person, I guess. Oh well. Still a wet hole with no personality around it, to be quite honest. All she does is complain about the guy she broke up with and she talks about the dates she goes on with guys. Like she’s been on like, several dates in the past two weeks. Maybe more, I dunno. That’s fucking weird to me man. The guy she broke up with is actually my boss’s boss that works in our same room, who is also a manwhore pretty much, so. Better a manwhore than married, provided you don’t get any STDs.
Okay now I am off to bed, good NIGHT.
 

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